Jesus fucking Christ...

“We underline that the claims by the Ukrainian side are unfounded as Milos Bikovic is, above all, one of the most popular and the most talented Serbian actors of his generation who, despite his young age, has already left a mark in Serbian as well as international cinema,” the Ministry said in a statement”

Wait, so…

“This is not the flex they think it is.”

It’s also not the flex you think it is, because it’s not a flex.

NO WAY!!!

“Could this actually find a market?”

No, because it’s not being released theatrically.

“The Dudesy project was publicized a few weeks back, if by “publicized,” you mean, “everyone pointed out how horrifying this all was, and then tried to forget it ever happened, but this is the internet, and so.”

The reason we know this isn’t AI is that AI would write something better than this drivel.

“Wolf Pack premiered in January last year on Paramount+ to positive notices”

Hmmmm, the 44% score on Rottentomatoes and the 40/100 on Metacritic would seem to disagree with you.

But hey, you said it, and I’m sure you did the barest amount of research, so you must be right!

NO WAY!!!!!!!

“there might be some information about ratings.”

Nonono, don’t you get it? If you look at the ratings, the shows don’t need to be saved, in which case the article would be “I don’t like Law & Order anymore and it needs to change for me”.

“Michael Moriarity was MAGA before Trump entered politics, which is why he was canned.”

Great story, too bad he quit the show and wasn’t canned.

Thanks for coming out, though. It’s nice to see someone spreading lies for absolutely no reason.

“After Veep you’d think he’d have his pick of roles.”

Why?

“despite what appears to be an overlong setup”

You’ve seen a trailer. How do you pretend to know how long the setup is?

“the staggering number of credited writers”

There are two credited writers. If you took a second to pause the trailer you’d see that two people wrote the screenplay, but as it if a remake they also have…

“It’s only a matter of time.”

No. It isn’t.

“My own take on the “snub” discourse is that if you want to say someone or something got “snubbed”, you need to list at least one nominee you thing should’ve been denied to make room for your choice.”

QFT.

Which nominated actress was worse than Margot Robbie playing fucking Barbie?

I want to see it in the theater.

The real question is why you think your opinion represents anyone but yourself.

Yeah, him not good speaker man like you.

YEah, he shouldn’t care what happens to the movie he has spent the past two years making.

Awww, sweetums, When you get out of 3rd grade you might learn something about real life.

“MGM would have had to honor it.”

That’s adorable. You’re an idiot.

“Just saying this added an unnecessary task”

Sounds like a pretty necessary task to me.

“Sometimes we have to slice so much at a time, lower volume stores may have to throw away product before the shelf life is up”

If you’re throwing away product then you’re just proving that you DIDN’T “have to slice so much at a time”, aren’t you?

Isn’t the point of the in-store slicers that the meat would be sliced to…