“and how many other special books are there?”

The fact it’s a Bible isn’t a twist. It’s known VERY early on that he’s carrying a Bible. The fact that he’s carrying a Bible is THE reason Oldman’s character gives a shit about Eli.

Also, the movie is called The Book of Eli. If the fact that it’s a Bible is a twist to you,…

“but the twists at the end of the movie are so heavily telegraphed”

Oh, bullllllllllllllshit.

Yeah, he’s no longer young and beautiful like he used to be.

Fuck off, you condescending fuck.

Fucking die, asshole.

“blue macaroons”

Macarons.

France’s official selection for Best International Feature was The Taste of Things.

Be angry though, that’s useful.

Anatomy of a Fall is French. Why would Germany have a say in the matter?

Anatomy of a Fall is French. Why would Germany have a say in the matter?

“Cinema’s truthteller is mad because Ken doesn’t have any junk and, even though they don’t - by golly - they should.”

What?

It’s on Prime, so I guess you’re happy?

“We sincerely doubt her”

So we’re done believing women, I guess.

“I think the front line of food safety should not be overworked teenagers.”

Well, luckily a fast food restaurant is not the front line of food safety.

“‘implied in front of the crew’ isn’t the same thing as someone outright accusing you to me”

You’re right, it’s not the same. It’s a PUBLIC implication in front of ALL your co-workers in the middle of a shoot.

You think that’s BETTER than having someone accuse you in an interview years later?

“You felt love in any part of their interactions?”

You too fucking stupid to understand a common term?

“unless you’re Tom Cruise.” Perhaps that means that Madame Web is the start of Dakota Johnson’s new career as an action star? Give her a John Wick, Hollywood!”

Way to make the irrelevant John Wick joke instead of the Tom Cruise/M:I one that would’ve been relevant.

“This is somewhat confusing, but you can order Knott’s Berry Farm products from the theme park’s online marketplace.”

The theme park’s online marketplace and Amazon both still have stock to sell.

HOW IS THAT CONFUSING?

Please do us all a favour and walk into traffic.

“When I was 29, I got carded to see an R-rated movie (meaning they thought I may have been 16 or younger, also there’s no legal restriction here like with alcohol or cigarettes, so it’s not like they had to just card everyone or whatever), it’s been a few years since then and I have a beard now (partially because of…

“In a move that doesn’t sound hostile to the general public...has unveiled new cashier-less self-checkout technology meant to “reduce shrink, verify age for liquor sales, and speed up the process of buying products without barcodes,”

Which part of this is “hostile to the general public”?

“Self-checkout systems are…