Multi-grain Cheerios are best Cheerios. Still love them to this day, even if I don’t eat them anymore.

No, 4 AM itself loses its appeal. The pizza remains the pizza.

I think, in large part, Kyrie Irving can be tough on team chemistry. I’m not the type to look at star players with egos and be like “YoU’rE dIsRuPtInG tHe LoCkEr RoOm!!!1!” which is usually just coded racism, but with Irving I wonder if his personality doesn’t play well with young players. Tatum and Brown did the damn…

I’m a Celtics fan and I KNOW we aren’t coming out of the East. Preseason, sure, I anointed them, up there with the Sixers and maybe the Raptors. After 82 games, it’s obvious that Milwaukee is the class of the conference.

The problem is that bargain-basement contracts like this will only ensure that the Dallas Keuchels and Craig Kimbrels of the world will continue to get screwed. It continues what has been a truly violent devaluation of the labor market in baseball.

Same. I read that and was like “Yup, that’s messed up, this dude is a bast- you know, what, though, I can see the parrot fish thing.”

Well they use a visor now, right? But I meant a cage, as in thin bars, not a full plastic shield.

I’ll never understand why a full cage isn’t the rule in the NHL.

There are ways to void certain contract terms, especially if the contracts are viewed as contracts of adhesion. Not sure that would work here, but if the terms are particularly onerous, violate state or federal law, or are in total contravention to the public good (“public” here meaning anyone who might possibly enter…

I mean I live in Boston, so I think we both know that our notions of “affordable” might be skewed by the soul-crushing weight of skyrocketing housing costs.

You might even be able to afford a decent apartment with just one roommate on that salary.

My parents taking my room apart after I had left for college and finding 3 years’ worth of my mother’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs stuffed between my mattress and box spring still sticks out as a low point in my life.

It’s sludgy and horrible because it’s slow and boring. The entire article (and the trophy) would also indicate that it is effective, as you point out. The two are not mutually exclusive.

“the Kraft” is always in context.

Ah, yes, a fellow Deadspin reader who speaks fluent Gabe.

“Bryce Harper’s attempt at hurdling Willians Astudillo could have gone better.”

These are all very reminiscent of mid-late 2000s era Create-A-Team designs from Madden and NCAA.

Did someone let this guy out of the grays by accident or something?

Best thing I saw at the whole show was Root, which is a board game. I’m shocked at how much I enjoyed the demo, but it sold out of the ENTIRE CONVENTION by like 3 PM on Friday.

Chick-Fil-A (through its board and executives, I guess) is free to express religious liberty at any time through its....political donations to discriminatory groups. It is in no way an infringement of religious liberty for the NFTA to refuse to lease its space to the restaurant.