My answer: Because children. Children are absolutely disgusting.

Kids trash cars, you don’t want them trashing expensive shit.

...Pavarotti, comin’ out their asses!

all that care n precision to safely deliver your parcels to dispatch... then they give them to this guy

If only more of the actual drivers in those rigs these days were this capable. Having run warehouses for many years, I have seen plenty of examples on both ends of the skills curve, but a depressingly increasing number of them seem to be drop and hook hacks who can’t back up to save themselves. I have literally had a…

He penetrated the warehouse with his big rig and unloaded through the backdoor.

which goes to Stef’s point, he should have still been black-flagged if he clearly couldn’t control the vehicle.

Out of control!

I think so. They must have misunderstood all of the complaints about the racing being a bit too predictable last season as “let’s mess with the one session that sometimes isn’t.”

Who the hell would go through all the hassle to buy a $7ok car and NOT test drive it before they bought it. That’s literally insane.

I fully appreciate your sentiment, but as someone who has bought a lot of cars from dealers, there are lots of sketch car salesman out there. No way would I trust some rando car salesman to test drive me around in a performance car.

Well they're not popping paper bags over there.

I’ve shocked many women by my uncanny ability to get the fastener off instantaneously in a “snapping” motion. No fumbling around for me!

Fast forward to 2016, and as Regular Car Reviews points out, linked to that fantastic three-speed Turbo-Hydramatic gearbox, a 1976 Chevette is putting 23 horses to the road.

You feed the Kobe beef to the dog, you feed the “dog food” to your peasants, you feed your peasants to your pet albino Tiger.

Yeah, but fly into Midway in Chicago during nasty weather and you’ll appreciate that ex-Naval Aviator behind the controls of your Southwest heavy.

The modern F1 color palette is absolute garbage.

Is it wrong that I’m disappointed that the livery isn’t covered in red/white/blue with guns and a confederate flag too?

Was going to star you, but you completely missed the obvious Marvin the Martian opportunity.

So basically you need the right tools, practice and patience.