This is the low tech version that the rest of the critical thinkers use:

Strangely, the budget carriers seem to have figured this model out.

Depends how long you keep that 1kw laser energized and how convincing you sound to the electric company’s customer service rep after the bill arrives.

You should also be extremely worried about the method which the city bypassed state law to do so.

If you put it on top of your dashboard, it could fly off and make a mess.

If you put it on top of your dashboard, it could fly off and make a mess.

Don’t slow down! That fire is gaining on us!

There’s no difference between science and science fiction.

Emergency? Are you/they one of those people that keep the spare rolls out of arms reach from the throne?

Of course there’s room for that kind of thing. It’s called “your home” or “the parking lot” where you can remove your belt, empty your pockets of all their shit and put ALL that crap in your carry-on ahead of time.

The driver was reported to have been motioning wildly with his hands and screaming “Push! Push! Please help, a PUSH!”

Yeah, it missed him. Must have forgotten to have a Pepsi...

The decoys are some of the Multiple Independent Reentry Vehicles (MIRVs). So as long as we’re intercepting in the Boost/Glide phase, everything’s still in one package.

I was thinking that I’ve seen this one before...

Their report is also the reason that I refuse to purchase anything other than regular cheap single blade refills. If they’re all shit after 6 months, why bother?

Their report is also the reason that I refuse to purchase anything other than regular cheap single blade refills. If…

“Ewwww, where’d you get that welfare green pepper burger?”

Completely wrong.
Use as much heat as you possibly can. Just not for a long time...

I can’t believe that Massholes are so far down this list.

Well, because it is rocket science...

Hate to break this to you, but the people that aren’t washing their legs probably aren’t washing their feet either.

To be fair, by eliminating that mindset right away you’re probably limiting your team drastically.