I’m with you @ $15k.

Came looking for a Snake Pliskin reference.

Sir, that thing won’t even last 2 SNOWS before you decide it’s a steaming pile of crap.

Sir, that thing won’t even last 2 SNOWS before you decide it’s a steaming pile of crap.

Or just do like the rest of the normal people and take that shit to the cleaners.

Which is exactly why you should pull over and let them by.

They’re one of the most widely available, quality lightweight wheels.
Compare a set for your car against anything that’s not custom forged.

Excellent reference here!

This is the reality in most states. However, it’s only on APPEAL that you might make this work.

Sure, but there’s going to be a lot more blood, sweat and maybe tears...

Not true at all.

Maximum Overdrive has arguably the best soundtrack of all time (AC/CD - Who Made Who)

I’m with you.

Just like a racecar, NEVER stand in front of a semi-truck.

Offsides... what complete horseshit

While I’m on-board with just about every aspect of what you’ve written...

Watched any NPR or Public Access?

You are missing out on a whole world of delectible flavors and experiences.
Or, maybe you’re not.

With the exception of maybe #2 (which your mother should have beaten into you at an early age) and #8 (are you really in that much of a hurry), these aren’t really going to make a huge difference.

So I’m not finding the abbreviation for “Thanks for your hard work, we’re taking a third of this and spreading it around because we don’t think you’re spending enough of it.”