My friend told me about this... Even provided some kind of special ‘nutralizer’ tablet that I should slip in the dog’s food. I told him he’s full of shit and his wife was just fucking with him.

As I remind my friend’s dog when I’m dog sitting: “Front yards are fair game... flower beds and porches are not.”

Exactly. I mean if we’re going to be filing re-dick-ulous charges, why isn’t the photographer being indicted for manufacturing child pornography? And the publisher for distributing said material.

It’s not my fault!

As a corrolary, use the top of that pizzabox to poke your bolts through if they won’t stay attached to the removed parts.

Werd. It might be slow as shit, but that sucker’s good to go forever.

Of course. Because the people that will shoot a police officer would obviously follow all the other laws like window tint, restrictions on carrying a firearm and whatever caused the officer to initiate the traffic stop.

Precisely. This is also why at a track, RACECARS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. Always.

thread your belt, toss on your jacket, and gather your wallet, phone and accessories

Fucked by the Pentagon again

As another member of the commuter transit & cube-farm population, I regret that I only have one star to give.

How in the ever-loving fuck did I scroll this far down and NOT see any references to The Wraith?

Heard this mentioned on the broadcast...

So what’s the deal with the Prototype rain lights? I don’t think I saw ANY of them on in this clip. And if there were, they certainly weren’t blinking, as I’d expect them to be. I can’t quite make out the car ahead from ~8:00 on, but it doesn’t appear to have one either.

The only ticket you’d receive for driving this on the street would be for “Exuding excessive awesomeness all over the roadway”

I LOVE 11foot8

You didn’t show or mention it, but I hope ‘hotwire’ involved more than just some wire and that toggle switch or you’re likely to have some extra heat in the cabin.

The only problem now is I hate driving to work in the dark.

Better yet, park that fucker at the top of the hill where you already suspected a problem (check around for the FULL dashcam that shows the truck stopping at the top)

8/14 means: he’s still pretty damn good at a local event...
Drivers that win their class usually set FTD and/or FTP at local events.