They’ve actually banned Neon’s from LeMons racing.

No way. China at least had the will/authority to stop all cars, factories and other sources of that air pollution.

Racing team in top-tier motorsports is out-performed by teams that are out-spending them.

Issues like this one are precisely why we need Justices with varied opinions on the bench.

No no, this should be all tied up now I think...

Bingo! Hell, it’s all I can do to keep regular ice cubes available for cocktails.

WTF is this crazy patchwork stuff? I could understand some kind of geographic/state line delineation...

Yeah, seems like this one had an LED in it. I bet the current loss w/o an LED would be far less.

Oh for the love of all that is pressurized...

Knowing someone who tested microwave ovens for their ability to contain said microwaves, I think you’d be shocked.

I upgraded from 4 to 5. Did not notice much difference. There are some changes in the presentation of the compares, but really I felt it was for the better.

Using a used water pump he said this:

Yeah, I’m not really concerned with the arrest and forthcoming trial...

First thing you have to teach ‘em is how to turn it off.

Additional ProTip: this applies to pretty much ANY input.

Just remember, HALF of the population is below average.

Uh, where do I sign up for that?

ProTip: TWO FEET IN!

You’re pretty close here.