You want obscurity? Every time I see a mention of Dark Souls I think of “Troubled Souls”.

or at any other time

In fairness, Kevin was an adolescent and they are frequently assholes.

That’s why I always wear a cup and goggles when I accept awards.

I’d say it’s been less about neo-liberal valuation of life (though some of that, hi Cuomo) and more about conservative valuation of life (i.e. zero, you should Die For The Cause).

Once you’ve got the space stone you can just teleport behind someone and take a bite of them. What does Zombie-Thanos push off the cliff to get the soul stone, a lump of tasty flesh?

What kind of zombie caress about assembling infinity stones? Zombies want to eat flesh, otherwise they aren’t zombies.

Frankly a better business model would be to sell second-hand Chik-Fil-A sandwiches to people waiting in the drive-thru line that’s 15+ cars deep for most of the day.

For when you want to support a homophobic franchise but feel subversive about it, or just because it’s Sunday.

I like Levar, but let’s be honest: he was the Twitter favorite. Ken Jennings and one or two others were fan favorites.

I did exactly the same thing as the video header image: moved a 4 foot tall (and 40 year old) potted rubber tree.

Definitely. For when you need to move something 4 feet tall that can’t lay on its side.

And two-way Honda Fit rear seat folding, all the way.

If anything has happened to take the focus off regular gameplay, it’s not the very occasional long winning streak, it’s gimmicks like the GOAT and all-star team tournaments (and I enjoyed those fine). The format is fine as it is.

Exactly. Do people really want Tom Hardy’s Venom to fight Tom Holland’s (or any) Spider-Man? Maybe it could have worked if they had waited for a team-up against Carnage, but no.

Kid Rock is from Detroit, grew up rich, and is awful. His trailer-trash affectation is not nominally southern.

If it hadn’t been in the bottom five no one would have finished the article. Sorry.

“a half-hour of identically structured bubblegum beach rock”, truly a perfect description of the green album.

Somewhere, Tom Green stares at the ground and kicks a rock.