Blame it on the rain, man.

21. Bartender: “You probably don’t like Jack Daniels, it being made in Lynchburg and all. How about a White Russian?”

Interestingly, while still not being an objectively good film, the ultimate edition of BvS, while longer, was more coherent, and consequently felt shorter.

Navin R. Johnson: Huh? I am *not* a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family,…

The president takes a dump; the hand catches it.

Maybe a good Jasmine here:

Hawkeye posts want ad in the Westeros Weekly:

The one on the left looks like Marky Mark around the eyes.

Must be in 4DDD

Above you wrote, “...so Moonraker was instead chosen for Moore’s second Bond film.” This is incorrect; Moonraker was Moore’s fourth outing.

I really can’t tell if this is Jessica Henwick, or Elodie Yung.

I like to call that Danny Bland hallway move the Bobbit-Weaver. Watch him whip, watch him nae-nae.

Being that he’s Ghost Rider and all, I’m not sure we’ll need to have a Framework version of the character. He’s a mystical being; he can likely enter the Framework at will.

19 points from Gryffindork!

Please. In the Southwest we have these:

The late, great C.S. Lewis once said (paraphrasing), “The last thing a man on the prowl wants is a woman.”

Lawnmower Man, The Shining... shall I go on?

At least Gorsuch seems to know where his towel is.

Queue this up after the Johnny Cash track:

Obstructive sleep apnea sufferer here. Modafinil has been a godsend.