why is debbie wasserman schultz

*making sweet love to the country, please.

Is Trevor Noah suggesting that Bernie Sanders is being prevented from screwing the country? I’m not sure how that metaphor is working here.

Granddad no. Their love is truuuuuuueeeeeeeeee

I’m still sticking with the nickname Blob, but yes!

Good news, Charlize! It’s called aging, and when it starts to happen you will find that Hollywood won’t be looking at you as just a pretty face anymore. In fact, they may stop looking at you at all. Imagine that!

Before anyone decides which newsletter to sign up for, I’d like to point out that Barry posted the Pissing Contest for what I believe is the first time this century. Almost willing to buy him a pizza myself for that.

Wouldn’t eat the yogurt or the bread either.

Posted without comment.

Get a psychiatrist to explain your flavor of craziness and promise to treat it?

Don’t represent yourself.

Be white, probably.

My cure for Diptheria. It’s gonna be huge once it becomes a side effect of one of the vaccines. But I’m sitting on it until the day comes because I’m an evil person bent on ruining mankind for profit.

As a scientist this is false, we’re all paid by the taxpayers - and not really all that much at all.

Oh I’m so excited to get to live in an era in which all scientific fact is cast as the biased word of “corporations.”

T E A C H T H E C O N T R O V E R S Y

“If you were namaste, that’d be okayyyy”

They need yoga.

So many angry people with misdirected anger.