“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

Thank you for bringing out the needed celebrity.

Waiting on the Clinton video of her running around a track with Nike apparel from head to toe.

Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people — especially women — up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped,

I like when people apologize for their English because it’s always better than the people that were born and raised here. ;)

Lol why would I play a shitty MOBA? Again I play games to have fun.

Lol. The fact that you think these games are “challenging” is the funniest thing to me. Maybe you need to git gud and you could reach my level one day. I would hate for you to play some actual difficult games.

For what?

Is this supposed to hurt my feelings or....I’m a grown ass man. I play games how I want. I don’t care about internet points unless I can buy something with them.

Oh no. I would hate for people on the internet to think I’m boring because I play games to have fun. Gosh darn it. Guess I’ll replay it online so you can accept me into your clique.

Lucky for me, I had terrible internet so it was smooth sailing for me. Some things I didn’t mind missing out on.

Cool. This is why I play offline.

She’s holding the bow while plucking the strings.

Over/Under your careness of the situation. Also over/under of how much I care about whether “careness” is a real word.

I think? Maybe I remember their name being on something recent. Probably imagining it though.

All while saying, “please forget I was born in Canada. Also forget that my very own dad just became a citizen 10 years ago.”

First Atari revival

really bothered by the drug culture that surrounded my childhood —not mine personally. I grew up in suburbia

I...don’t care. Like, not even a little bit. I’m here for the jokes. I don’t care about who Bristall is fucking.