He can teach me how to take a selfie and I can teach him how to put on a hoodie.

Same thing.

Good thing she had her “old enough to be outside” permit because I think that’s what saved her life imo.

Someone tell the millennials that this is not what a “flash mob” is.

Just keep clicking stuff, you’ll get the language you want eventually, maybe, probably.

She’s right. She had self help vids before all of this. None of them ever took off like this one because people had to watch this video. All she wants is to be famous and the “I want to be outraged too” internet helped her out with it.

“You should have a console if you have to play games offline, it’s called the Xbox 360.”

Shit. I even checked again to make sure I got it right.

Sometimes, when you do drink Coke, bottles get tossed. Can’t fault the mayor.

I can’t stop watching this for some reason

You know it does. It’s confusing them how all of a sudden they are hearing people that don’t like everything they do so it’s “the internet”.

I, too, hate when the internet won’t let me be racist. You know, Anthony Cumia had some good points about the PC crowd.

I had no idea there was a debate Saturday. Or a Cowboys game for that matter. Both were scheduled terribly and neither one of them will be watched by most people.

I hope it’s hatred towards the Cowboys because fuck the Cowboys.

Um, did no one see the Aladdin documentary? They created a super solider called “G.E.N.I.E” which could do anything. As an American, it is our duty to bomb the shit out of them to make sure they don’t have a chance to use it before we do on us. I’m pushing back on this one.

Is the world ready for that?

I had to read that Fey article. It was literally not funny. That’s not opinion either. There was nothing funny about it.

and extremely happy with the addition of young ladies to their world

Yeah probably “your” issues.