I feel like dude is just telling us how it is. I didn't think he seemed pearl-clutchy in this quote at all. He is just stating the facts as he knows them. But I bet he participated in some way at some point however was acutely aware of how fucked up it all was/is.

Yea, I want to know more. How did you know they were nsa? OMG, can they see me through my laptop cam?

"In case you're one of the people who don't think this is a big deal"

I'm not even sure why this comment has a single favorite, he went to Israel in the movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt081524…

Uh, I'm not sure you saw the movie but he did put Israel in it.

I can. He's funny and sort of charming and sort of good looking. It's an easy combination to like —even casually.

I don't know how I feel about the fact that my first thought was "Faith, they shouldn't be grabbing his balls because they are HIS balls, not because they're "somebody's husband's balls."

Tim apparently has to deal with this crap all the time too. I can understand just getting really sick of strangers grabbing your junk while you're performing and slapping back at them. My opinion is that if you don't want to deal with the consequences of molesting strangers then you should keep your damned hands to…

yeah, I'm thinking if someone slapped me in the genitals and I instinctively slapped them back to defend myself...nobody would have a problem with this. Sexual assaults aren't okay just because the victim is a dude.

That must be some damn good green you're smoking.

It sounds as if it was written by an 18 year old after a few sociology classes.

You don't have to justify to anyone why you don't want children.

BUT, since you're offering up a justification with invited comment boxes at the bottom — this is a pretty shitty take. "I can't have a kid because I can't separate objective statistical information from my subjective emotional reaction to selected…

I'm sure every generation of non-parent has said the same thing; in the 80s "Why would I ever want to bring a child into a world when it could all go to hell in a Nuclear handbasket", in the 90-00s "Why would I ever want to bring a child into a world where even the world's greatest superpower suffers terrorist attacks…

By that logic nobody would have ever had kids. Name me a time in human history that was all unicorns and lollipops. The last 15 years worse? Yeah right. Sounds more like a juicy rationalization. Just say you don't want kids and own it. It's your right.

Yeah, as much as I don't like to call her a brat, the world's actually a lot better now then it was in the past. People decided to have children when slavery was an everyday thing and when they could die at any minute from disease but they had them. They had them when the Cold War looked like it was going to blow…

the world has always been fucked up, you sound like an ignorant brat.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

$850? A group of men have to pay $4000 for the table. Same number of individuals in both parties.

This is horribly misleading. The promoter is not disallowing "whales or hippos" to come to the club, he's (or she) is refusing to comp them an $850 table unless they're hot. The promoter's job is to promote the club, and compensating hot girls for de-facto modeling is a big part of that