I made fun of one of my employees for bringing in funfetti cupcakes over the summer.

Isn't Paris getting a little too old for this teeny bopper clubbing shit?

Or her father may be white and that bothers Halle. If anyone in this situation has proven time and again to be a nutball, it's Halle.

Still trying to make "Patrick is So Straight You Guys, He Has Threesomes" happen, I see.

Our CJS really needs to step it up when it comes to taking measures to protect DV victims. It's absolutely not excusable. There is no reason why victims shouldn't be able to appear in court via skype or some other system. The steps that some states / counties require are absolutely mind boggling in their disregard for…

Gonna put this here for anyone who needs it:

When 20 people are accusing you, only calling one person a liar makes you look bad.

HAHAHA i thought that was intentional & i was like, i've never heard it before BUT I LOVE IT.

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

I can't write a response better than this woman's so I'll just share hers.

OMG, that is so fucked up. It reminds me of the time I was riding the Paris metro to work early one morning and this dude sat next to me and asked me out for breakfast. I was like "umm no, it's 6am and I really just want to sit here in my pre-caffeinated grumpy haze." He got more and more agitated, started pacing…

I am waiting for all the menz that dash in for every one of this articles: But how else am I supposed to meet women? I'm just being nice, saying hi. Why do you women have to be such tight-ass bitches? Why didn't she just talk to him - then he wouldn't have attacked her! She should just have been nice!

You have EXTREMELY classy autocorrect.

Poor Miss Emily.

It breaks my heart that she thinks that being arrested is proof of her wrongdoing, or of her being complicit in her own assault. That she thinks being "suggested" to apologize was justified by her being complicit. Janay, nothing you could have possibly done justifies your being knocked unconscious and dragged out of…

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

veritable penile cornucopia

Not even gonna lie: I love this. Like, I would go on a date with a guy wearing one of these. In public.

Are you saying it's Schrödinger's Poop?

I wish I had a better pic. My 5 dollar thrift store ugly sweater. There is a big ass jingle bell on the zipper.