Instead, the blob was probably hiding under a desk.

Ivanka

I'm sure a great depends on where one is. Our area of our state is overrun with major medical sites, as well as companies that are developing virus and antibody testing.  I realize that that doesn't describe most of the country.

Vocal minorities with guns and pea brains.

Hope Hicks looks like the NEXT Mrs. Trump, if he lives that long.

I roasted a chicken yesterday, and turned the leftovers into today's chicken tacos. I have no idea what's going to happen tomorrow.

What she said.

Rand Paul is an arrogant asshole. This guy and Mitch McConnell - what the hell is Kentucky thinking?

Thanks, Gwyneth. Helpful, as always.

Thank you.

This grandparent is not all in. Apparently, I'm not willing to give all for this country. Poor grandson.

No child deserves that.

Perhaps because he can afford great health care?

Well. Fuck that.

One of them had to be a brunette. Diversity, y'all.

They beat the heck out of sitting on the ground. And, more importantly, getting up from the ground.

My 79 year old mother loves Judge Judy.

Montbatten is Prince Phillip's family surname.

Olivia Jade can't punctuate properly? No wonder her folks had to buy her way into USC.

One can't help watching a slo-mo train wreck.