Nichole’s children with Tom were adopted, so chances are good that she didn’t even see that penis twice.

Hilarious.

*long gurgling hork*

Not to mention no grounding in reality.

Yeah, Donald. They saw no other way to silence you, so they fucked with your microphone.

A kollection of Kardashians.

Watching Trump debate tonight reminded me of a calculus exam I took decades ago. I was totally unprepared, but was hoping that I could bullshit my way through it.

If her whole family hadn’t gotten sick, she’d no doubt be continuing to spread the anti-vaccination line.

Right now, it beats hearing about Clinton and Trump.

The biggest problem here is her depiction of people as ‘us’ and ‘them’.

I thought Australia claimed that title.

Sign me up!

Fraternal.

Actually, Prince William does have a job, as an air ambulance pilot.

Perhaps Trump would be happier if the debates were moderated by Jerry Springer.

I’m betting that there will be nothing sized to fit this fat chick.

Any sympathy I might have had for his father went right out the window when that father complained about his kid getting punished over “20 minutes of action”.

Guess I’m not a fan.

Like the Kardashians.

I think you’re looking for is 'asshat'.