Like the Kardashians.

I think you’re looking for is 'asshat'.

Just think, everybody: That coke you pooped out may have previously pooped out by somebody else.

This horrible, horrific end to a decades-long nightmare, and this dude bitches about skinny jeans.

I would think that not being able to keep those ‘clothes’ would be considered a perk.

That’s exactly how I feel about his “music".

Even if his massive dick had been the problem, and not the whole pesky consent thing, it seems to me that a decent guy would have stopped if he thought he’d been causing physical pain.

Affable rapist = Bill Cosby

It looks like it won’t need to be a very large wall.

Pat McCrory, govenor of NC. He’s still determined to enforce the potty police (unconstitutional), and he’s using disaster relief funds to defend this.

All of that sounds better than the dreaded lutefisk.

Christine Marie - favorites of Catholic mothers everywhere in the 60's.

1964. Though it occurs to me that my name should be fairly essy to deduce from my handle.

I believe that the crazy people have always existed. I think that the advent of the Internet has given them an open forum, and it’s made it easier for them to find each other and band together.

Lacrosse isn’t the worst sport ever. That would be cricket.

Is anybody besides me fucking sick of “reality” tv?

If I were in the mood to read that crap, I’d go to the library and check out “50 Shades Of Gray”.

For the first few sentences, I thought this was legit, and all I could think was, “What the actual fuck, Jezebel?”.

Ga-ross

So he was spoiled by great experiences and education, rather than money.