So, this is one of those write-ups to make your word count for the week. Right?

That line right there has to be stricken from the lexicon of policing. Some variation of this has been used to justify the abhorrent behavior of police and ultimately leads to them abusing their “power.” It’s the Jimbo Kern defense.  

SEALs are the Crossfit of Special Operations. 

Who in the wide, wide world of fuck ungreyed you?

A 37 page slideshow. You feed good about yourself, AV Club?

Without some sort of underquilt/top quilt set up for the hammock, you’ll always freeze in a hammock. Convective heat loss from swinging in the breeze. You can get by with a pad in the hammock and a sleeping bag, but it’ll never compare, to say nothing of comfort. 

You know who could run for president? Meghan Markle.

They need to bring the Po Boy back. I’ll sing the superiority of Popeye’s chicken sandwich over Chick-Fil-A’s every day of the week and twice on Sundays, but the Po Boy was the better sandwich.

Cord locks

Who in the actual FUCK ungreyed you?

I know Tommy.

You see the aftermath of the peaceful protests in HSV? That’s getting to be less and less true. 

Every word of this? Truth.

This comes as no surprise. The entirety of the Klansman-In-Chief’s DOJ is set up to see that he is never punished for anything that has transpired. Flynn walking free, et. al, are just the dress rehearsals for the main event, the full pardon of Cheeto Benito.

One of two things will happen:

1. Fuck your slideshow

Same. Sadly, same. 

Is it too much to ask that you link to the game/website/news article in your posts?

No. You get one page click, just enough to establish the page count, and it’s immediate skip to the end. Slideshows are evil. 

NO MORE SLIDESHOWS!

“LMPD claims that they were fired at by someone in the crowd;”

Where’s their evidence?