Avoid Bourbon Street like the plague (unless you’re actively trying to get plague, then have at it.). It’s nothing but tourists, piss and vomit soaked, and really little more than one long line of bars, slice shops, and Hurricane slinging hovels.

Make room. I’ve been on this hill a long time.

Why any sane, logical adult would subject themselves to voluntarily watching Cheeto Benito crib the teleprompter written by the bald thirty-something Nazi is beyond me. Catch up on your Netflix queue. Take up knitting. Don’t give Adolph Twitler the thing he most certainly craves... attention. Because I will…

You can pry my adjustable base, Sleep Number bed from my cold dead hands. Best investment the wife and I have made.

Mango Mussolini is the president. How could there be any question there isn’t a god.

I’m right there with you, but I have 10 on ya and there is no way in the shadiest side of hell that sumbitch is an ounce under three bills.

I’ll take that a step further and say that anyone that says “I’m not X but” are most certainly whatever X is. Always.

Why? I can’t imagine the intersecting area of the Venn diagram of people who give a first damn about the Golden Globes and those that don’t have cable is an ellipse much larger than a sliver.

The only astronaut to fly twice in each of the Gemini, Apollo, and Shuttle programs.

For starters:

As a fan, I didn’t think we belonged there either. However, I’m ok with SEC Championship 2.0 and letting UCF have the title. Or adding a bonus game to the schedule to prove it once and for all.

Remember when the SEC last had two teams in the national championship game and that lead to the creation of the current system to keep that from ever happening again?

Raible’s nightly mastubatory Seahawks segment on KIRO are the absolute worst.

Not a single GR1 mentioned. This list is garbage.

What kind of monster uses cream cheese in pimento cheese?

The only positive I can find is that without just cause that would stand up in court (which is exactly where it would end up), the Orange Anus can’t fire Mueller. Even attempting to would be tantamount to screaming he’s 100% guilty of everything we’ve even imagined.

Mrs. gwb and I treated ourselves and got a king sized Sleep Number bed with adjustable bases and oh my GOD it is amazing.

My dad is a Navy vet.

The vaxxer helmed ship sailed a long time ago.

I wish I could emigrate.