It's too late for that, we need to burn the heretic korean jesus. FSM protect us all.

This, as people who play lots of video games know, is par for the course for a console launch. Sony marketing tells us it's a huge fucking deal: You should be so excited! Look at all these games! Look at this sick hardware! OMG! But the reality is that on November 15, the PS4 will be a cool slanty box with a great…

Give or take an eon...

Sorry our facts are getting in the way of your suspension of disbelief.

You're far more douchey than he is.

You start with a small idea, and then you write a poor conceived, sloppy mess filled with dangling plot points, gaps in logic and plot holes wrapped up in graphics that you spend months of trailers to make look significantly better than they will in game, with gameplay that is closer to a bunch of sloppy QTEs, with…

I am completely on the side of Nintendo, or at least, the side which wants to maintain an air of mystery around the game before it is released.

Okay so you know how everyone was blasting Ninty for this being too similar to 3D Land and a re-hash?

Is this a joke?

Im pretty sure they make a new IP every year.

8S is missing a screen!

If Nintendo made this, then redesigned it with a built in stereoscopic 3-D top screen...... people would be praising it. The 3DS XL is the best handheld gaming system EVER. No improvements necessary for at least 7 more years.

Well I was hoping to strike up a conversation about what people enjoy about these game, but y'know... gamers. Can't handle it when something they like isn't enjoyed by everybody.

We aren't doing Sony yet.

Of course it's a better deal, it's library has grown for 7 years, but $300 for a PS3 is still too much. Last gen the Gamecube and PS2 (not sure about Xbox) were at $100 by the time their new consoles came out. This gens aren't even at $200. One might think "why should I get a PS4 for $400 when I can get a PS3 for $300…

Oh lordy lord

No, just... no. Bethesda-style open world games are primarily about unfettered exploration, while Zelda games are about puzzles and gating. These are fundamentally irreconcilable design philosophies that could never properly work together.

I used to live in Albuquerque and I remember the flash flood warnings and always being told to stay away from the storm drains. As with any natural disaster, they don't always occur that frequently or cause damage that frequently. Despite that you should still have insurance.

Regardless of if they had insurance or…

Completely agree, this game does look fun. It's like a cross between the speed of Sonic and the gameplay of Mario Galaxy. That's like awesome x awesome.