Blue falcon, slick tires, Falcon amiibo, mute city, gold mushrooms only.

Delay the game by 5 months for one character? I’d say that’s a pretty clear decision to make :P

These gritty, white, dark-haired, stubble-bearded protagonists are REALLY starting to just mesh into one “generic dude” for me. C’mon guys. New ideas.

I’m sure Texas will find some way to outlaw/tax this before anyone really gets a chance to save much money.

Weird, I usually like smart comedy but I can’t see the jokes in this one. Love the message (or any message that says rape=bad), but why does the coach give that final speech? What’s with the ever growing wine glass?

Unlike your commenter name.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

The way you worded it sounded like it was $500 and another $100.

$500 + $100 > $400

Already used to glorious effect:

Wiimote and Nunchuck.

Awesome, thanks! Though that little girl creeps me the hell out. I keep expecting it to be one of those “stare at this picture and tell me what you see...GHOST FACE SCREAMING!!!!” kinds of things.

“I don’t get your argument. While you can use both on the PC, you cannot on the PS4...”

I’ve been having the same conversation in the past few days with people that the $400 bundle deal with PS4 and GTA 5 is not a bad way to play GTA 5. I have it for PS3 and PS4 and I just started to shelve the PS3 version.

Yeah, sure. I’ll be enjoying the freedom of choosing between a PS4, XBO or PC but sure - limit yourselves to only one and hop on the soap box :)

I totally understand cheating. We all like fucking hot people sure. What I will never understand is Bigamy. One pain in the ass is bad enough. Why on earth would someone want multiple pains in the ass? That is straight up masochism.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about…

When straight characters express love/sexuality, it’s normal! When gay characters express love/sexuality, it’s pandering!