Was this close to making a truly horrible comment, but I’ll just tone it down to this: babies, kids, children, teens, et al are awful and have no place in a decent society.

I’m 31 and newly married to someone 5 years younger than me, and we are in no rush at all to have kids. I’ll happily be an old dad. A good chunk of my friends are late 20's to early 30's and already have at least one kid, some have two. I’m so goddamn tired of their kids being all over the place that my wife and I…

i bet you’re fun at parties

Tbh, the most interesting thing about this Dirt Bag for me is that Demi Lovato has a file of notes entitled “Poems” on her iPhone. Which is where she then filed a public statement about her breakup. Interesting.

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

I mean he named his son Brock...

Isn’t it awesome to actually get to vote for Elizabeth Warren? Maybe everyone can get that privilege some day!

And apparently still generates their roll calls using a UNIVAC computer from when JFK was a Massachusetts Senator.

Damnit, Massachusetts. Led the country in the American Revolution. Led the country in Marriage Equality, now leading the country on Transfolks’ rights. Are you feeling a little smug tonight?

I’m still over here not understanding why people would use Airbnb in the first place so you are at least a step ahead of me.