Good?

“The sign said EAT, so we ate”

I love/am intrigued by “Penis” written on the supporting pole of that sight. It seems to serve no other purpose other to indicate that there are penises inside Erotic Heritage Museum as it should be. It’s like writing “Food” on the side of a supermarket.

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.

I’ve never *met* anyone famous but living in NYC you have a fair number of sightings. Sometimes I get the impulse to want to go say something and then I’m like “They’re out living their damn lives. If it were me and randos walked up to me all the time I would be annoyed af. Best to leave them alone.”

I have never met anyone who was actually A-List famous, but I like to hope that I would be entirely cool and behave as if they were just any old private citizen. Because I get exceedingly upset when people expect me to be impressed with them, and I think my plan would veer any celebrity encounter off that path.

Oh, yeah, definitely hold out for two girls when you can’t get one. Solid logic.

I once told a woman she had beautiful skin, and then immediately said that maybe it was just the lighting.

I’m not saying this to brag (swear!) but I’ve said worse to women who wanted me to say worse. I guess it depends on what you’re into. Different strokes.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

Saying she reminds you of your mom is 1000% better than saying she’s like her mom. Trust me.

“They’re retarded, you asshole” is my new favorite line.

Try mentioning the Triple Lindy any more and you get a very blank stare.

Did you talk in 3rd person too? That may have been the deal breaker.

Yeah....this was never going to end well for you.

I hope she will divorce him.

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

Hahah I know right?! “I place great value on my anonymity,” says Alec, 44, social security number 123-45-6789, single, always drinks one beer too many, loves dick jokes, great dad, avid hiker. “Our anonymity is very important to us.”

I’m not really interested in what the GOP has to say. Believe it or not, they aren’t the only ones criticizing HRC — as much as the press would like to pretend that there is no legitimate criticism from the left.

Trump: A lovely man but a real fucking asshole!