As a Canadian I have to say that I only have about 3 or 4 friends who have done that.

Starred simply for “filthy poutine-gobblers” - marvelous!

Also, if I’m talking about anything dirty in a locker room, it’s dicks. I’m all about the dick talk.

The whitest is probably Green Bay. The drunkest, Philadelphia. But if you’re looking for the highest combined score, then yeah, Buffalo.

Motherfucker, the whole reason I HAVE a phone is so I don’t have to talk out loud.

It’s like Fargo, but longer and harder to follow.

While in the same week Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder refused to answer questions about the water scandal in Flint, yet was given a free pass by the entire newsmedia. Our priorities as a nation are completely fucked.

Can I address something with the congregation? I was watching the Steelers game last weekend and I noticed a sign that read, “#SteelersMafia”. This can not be allowed. There is only 2 mafia’s: Bills and Junior. That is it! This shit has got to stop. First there was Raider Nation and now EVERY fucking team everywhere…

that is a really good idea. why have i not invested in 2nd plunger? It’ll pay for itself in one use.

If you’re talking shit about the McRib then we’re gonna fight.

I swear, you bring up that “oh if we just took away the pads and helmets everything would be SO MUCH SAFER” because you know it makes me rage, don’t you?

Never been to Arby’s, but most of their sandwiches look like the cheap cold-cut meat in a white-bun like my mom made me everyday of elementary school.

Oh ya, I do that in Seattle. Except I put all the tags in the trash-can, I swear!

Is “whitest” even an insult? What does that mean? They dance poorly and pay too much attention to their taxes and cheeses?

Oh no, there’s just as many now even though he’s retired, which is pissing me off. I naively thought I’d see less of his fivehead on my TV once he stopped playing.

This was true back when the exchange rate was more favorable for Canadians. The local malls actually installed clothing donation bins in the parking lots so the filthy poutine-gobblers would have somewhere to put the clothing they wore across the border after changing into their new purchases. Previously there were…

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

Peyton Manning is the greatest commercial actor of all time.

You know the best part about any article which mentions NFL ratings being down? The absolute torrent of commenters who can’t wait to tell everyone how they’re such upstanding people they hardly ever watch football at all anymore and how their lives are better off for it. It’s like the Onion’s “Man Can’t Stop Talking…

That seals it. He’s definitely guilty.