Typical locker room stuff, guys. All men do it.

Honestly a pretty good apology, especially if you give him the Republican family values politician handicap. BUT - I kept thinking of this, and snickering:

It’s going to be my new excuse !

So he’s promised not to repeat being attracted to young men? Sounds reasonable.

Reporter: Tom, how many pussies have you grabbed?

Can we talk about that? I mean, sure, Giselle. Got it. But Bridget Moynahan ain’t too shabby and I think he went full Billy Crudup on her.

And some of them, we assume, are good people

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

Brady seems like a cool guy with his friends raping and murdering people and all

Yes, Tom, think of the children. I know that the question was about his kids, but I honestly think these kind of questions are dumb. If you’re counting on Tom Brady or Donald fucking Trump to inform children of what is right or wrong, you’re probably parenting wrong.

“I’ll tell you the funniest is that I’ll go in the team locker room before a game and everyone’s getting dressed. No women are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in, because I’m the owner of the team and therefore I’m inspecting it. … ‘Is everyone OK?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody OK?’…

You’ve really fucked up when you’re a Republican and you lose Utah...

“We’re moving on to 2020.” - Belichick

Looks like he studied scrambling out of the pocket during his time off. (That’s a football reference, Jordo)

Reporter: Tom, has Donald ever touched you inappropriately?

Montana wouldn’t/won’t support Trump. That is why he is the GOAT.

He was at his job. Billy Bush was at his job. The bus driver was at his job. The other two or three men in that bus were at their jobs. And if you do talk like that in a locker room that includes anyone besides your own Cheez Dip brain, SHUT UP

two men expressing natural fantasies

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”