Are you going back to Monday? Take me back to Monday with you.

These fucking people. How does one find the time and energy to fight against something that has absolutely no negative impact on your life or the lives of everyone you know and care about?

If you would fire someone who is very good at their job because of who they voted for, maybe you’d fit in better with the Republicans.

Take one for the team and kill Rudy before he can become Attorney General.

I’ve heard the stroke need not be all that massive, if you know what I mean.

Of course! He’s not going to beg a Kenyan to teach him how to be president, now is he?

He talks like my late father’s wife right before she died from her pain pill addiction.

Hey Trump, you really want to help narrow the divide in this country and ease concerns around the world? Ask Obama to be your SecState. He’ll probably say no but it’s worth a try.

Hey I remember when Ape was funny!

I think I see your problem: There was math involved.

Thank goodness you’re an impotent nobody.

Even though it was a criminal industry, it was an industry we built.

How does it not!

I never thought her attractive when she lived in the White House but now when i see those old pictures I think “holy shit!” she was beautiful. The pics that caught her in a happy moment with a genuine smile....wow!

Is this your first day in America? Calm the fuck down.

You suck at negotiation.

You want to punch some people who voted for Hillary in the throat? You might be part of the problem.

Congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific!

Uncle Joe could have prevented all this.

Five bucks says if he was black and spelled his name Aus’tyn you wouldn’t say shit.