eh he’s got huge baggage too

Nothing would happen you fucking moron. The only people who need to see stupid celebrations are people who don’t have any disposable income. You know, children.

You think a millennial pissboy like Tom Ley cares about such things?

This is pretty close to how a professional should behave. Act like you expected to get there.

You’re a sexist piece of shit and the world has no use for you.

“He’s not running for pope. Now let me spend the rest of my time telling you that God can use this man.”

It’s the Arkansas way.

They. Are. Fucked.

Burn her at the stake!

We dads, we would very much like to have sexy time with her.

Surely you’re not including frozen yogurt in this, friend.

I love that you went for the easy Jezebel stars and are getting your ass handed to you.

Or the pimp hanging around the room.

It was the coke!

Leave my dick out of this.

Do you also stop having sex right before orgasm?

He ain’t got no alibi, that’s for damn sure.

I DON”T SEE ANY FUCKING HORSES!

There’s zero chance Bill didn’t plow Al Gore. Price of doing business with ol’ Slick Willy.

Too soon