Do you also stop having sex right before orgasm?

He ain’t got no alibi, that’s for damn sure.

I DON”T SEE ANY FUCKING HORSES!

There’s zero chance Bill didn’t plow Al Gore. Price of doing business with ol’ Slick Willy.

Too soon

I always pay the extra $40 to go skin to skin.

That tombstone is cool; your family is a bunch of assholes.

My friend passes those out to the parents at her daycare center. It’s a pretty solid business plan.

and has insisted time and time again that there’s a significant difference between supporting the party’s nominee and supporting Trump. It’s a dumb and difficult line to draw,

“They can have him” ~ Cowboy fans who are currently stuck with him

I am so sick of this shit.

Who are you to people what to do?

But why? Those guys are assholes with an almost zero chance of avoiding prison their entire lives.

Hence all the smiling and the “woman listening” faces.

but the facility’s new rock climbing facility was completely wiped out improved upon.

I bet Hillary never imagined that when her time came to be the Dem nominee she would run against such an un-electable clown.

Hey, “Big Ass Latinas” was work research!

Get the vapors much? Sheesh.

The only thing horrible about *most* Trump supporters is that they do so only because the (R) after his name. Usually both candidates start with roughly 40% support - those who will vote for anyone with the right letter after his/her name - then they fight over that remaining 20%. One of my very best friends is voting…

I like Dean and hate Trump but I can’t help but feel that you and the rest wouldn’t be so gleeful right now if some prominent white guy had tweeted that about Hillary.