And passed up the only chance you’ll ever have to show off the biggest dong in the room.

I knew my son had a small penis because genetics.

Look what she has done for you black man!! You can get killed by the police, you can get subpar education. In this country you are looked at as an animal, ain’t life great. look what she stands for. Opportunities, anything is possible!! ‘Merica!!!’

Kids still say the pledge of allegiance every fucking morning, on autopilot, and no one thinks twice about what any of it actually means.

His primary goal was to draw attention to the issue he wants discussed.

You’ve gotta dig deeper, man.

By not being a teenager.

You’re putting people at risk, not me.

No one ever woke up in a campground bathtub full of ice and discovered that a kidney was missing.

And now I’m throbbing.

Too late, Huma, you’ve lost our respect.

You so gay!

Not standing for a stupid fucking song is not civil disobedience.

No, he’s not taking “risks”. He knows he’s at the end of his career and has nothing to lose. In fact, he’s probably laying the groundwork for when he inevitably gets cut by the 49ers. Anyone willing to think critically would be suspicious of the timing of his newfound activism.

I think it means he’s about to kill Whitey.

Nope, just a stupid guy with a microphone.

Well you’re easily impressed!

Pop music is the fucking worst.

It was at one point.

Yeah, but Bill Buckner was also on drugs.