He's just looking for a heart shaped box to put it into.

Meanwhile, Courtney Love calls for investigation about the whereabouts of a certain turtle.

Well, no surprise they're doing Dallas.

He's right, if you have 10 billion dollars, you have a guy who does the hooker hiring for you.

I'm not here that often anymore, is this what we do now? I mean I get snarking at RC and Manimal, who doesn't, but accusing each other of Trump voting?
Can I get my bad puns and outdated Simpsons references back?

It's not always about food, sometimes it can be 2 Chainz.

I still find them totally Karzai.

Kylo Renbo III

Don't expect much from Ahnuld since he put that Tookie down.

OK Go's music videos are super awesome and should win everything.

The deal was first offered to Hulk Hogan who regrets declining it to this day. Happy as I am that good old George got those millions and hopefully did something less stupid with them than Hogan would have, if it was called the Hulk Hogan Grill it would be even more hilarious.

I'm not sure if the Volkswagen scandal makes for good YA entertainment.

Don't know about you but I never felt the urge to make half a dozen placeholder firstie posts just to edit in something half related or inane manga references later.

Regardless how you define 'you guys', I assure you Mohd is not part of said group.

I have a grey suit somewhere so no such problems with my my David S. Goyer costume.

Nah, just a Mohd firstie.

I'd think of a witty comment but on this Monday I'm just two tired.

He's already playing it:

We hate fun and here's why you should too.

I'd love to get in on this scheme. You Noah guy?