Currently deciding whether to drown my sorrows in action movies, cheap rum, or...This. Huh.

This is the appropriate reaction.

Yes

*insert mic drop here*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yep, I remember when Jesus was all like, "lol get raeped hoebag lol" deep stuff.

Pretty spooky!

YESYESYESYESYES. Also, dat opening.

You are totally square and in no way a hep cat.

Yes. But not in terms of temperature.

WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE ABOUT EVERYTHING OR ELSE WE HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER!

Oh pshaw! You seem really cool!

(cool me neither, I was just masking my inner insecurities with brash posing and verbal mock charges) (I do actually feel for those affected by the weather though, I'm not a TOTAL monster)

I looooooooooooove snowstorms. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM. Uwanna fite?

*crosses legs, whimpers* No thank you >_<

Not to stoked about the cancer, to be honest, though.

Yeah, I getcha, I getcha.

Now that's just rude >.<

You are a beautiful person and I appreciate you.

Oh piffle, crones are spooky, mean, and don't have internet access. Like trolls. Wait. (is joke)