That was the appropriate response.

Happy birthday stranger! (hot cider does wonders for me, feel better!)

Eh, shes alright...She needs to fukken project tho...

So the Reptilians are just robots pretending to be Reptilians pretending to be the illuminati? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Huh, I've been mislead then, sorry!

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Yeah, the US isn't really as panicky. Which is weird, because it's the US. Panic is our bread and butter.

Where?

Erm...Maybe cool it on the point blank accusation against someone you don't know based on his complaint that people look at him like he's John Wayne Gacy when he takes his kid to the park?

That's fucked up, sorry to hear that :(

That's why we always have to walk around on all fours!

Although in Britain, people do tend to cry "pedo" at the drop of a hat, from what I've heard, so it can be pretty shitty for a single dad trying to take his kid to the park. But other than that...Fuck I dunno, I'm not a geographist.

WTF. I stretch out when there's no-one around because otherwise my hips feel weird and stuff, but seriously? Fucking contain yourself when you're in a busy place, it's not a big deal, your balls can take it O_o

Kick some ass out there!

Current status revised from "meh" to "SAD"

You are a beautiful person. 3rd degree burn.

Errrr...To be honest, if somebody steals from a display with the specific intent to shock people, a display I had set up, I sure as shit ain't gonna be interested in inviting them to tea, or hearing about their views, because they're apparently more interested in engaging in adolescent douchebaggery than engaging in…

I think it's important to hold all actions to standards of some kind of morality though, right and wrong should still be part of the conversation, regardless of the political/ideological motivation.

HANNITY'S JUST HAVING FUN! THE BELT IS JUST A PROP, DON'T WORRY, HE'S NEVER SEEN A SHRINK!

Please excuse me while I cruelly judge everyone involved.