*snort* thank you for that, that was good >.<

You just don't wanna face up to the TRUTH maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! God is dead! All we are is meat in the wind! Survival of greasiest!

O_O Wow. That's like...Middle school edgy kid levels of awkward.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there it goes. My entire head is on fire. That's how pissed I am. GOOD FUCKING JOB AMERICA.

Oh. Okay yeah, don't just straight up accuse her of lying...That's not...No...

If she was accusing somebody who doesn't OBVIOUSLY have no moral scruples regarding women's right to decide WHO THE FUCK GETS TO TOUCH THEM, WHEN AND WHERE (THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT FUCKING CONCEPT) I would definitely be cautious about assuming the accused is guilty...but this guy? THIS FUCKING GUY? I can't even…

Thanks for clarifying, Yeah, I just mean that if you kill a seal, it shouldn't JUST be for the pelt, so as long as it's getting eaten, isn't damaging the overall population, and isn't done in a cruel manner, I've no real issue with it.

Aside from "sadistic fuckface" and "sergeant shithead"?

Do we have names for the "officers"?

Well this is kind of a no brainer, I mean, in the end, 4chan is a forum, not an organization, and I seriously doubt Chris Poole would do something like this...

NO, NO DISCOURSE ALLOWED. Honestly, I'm of two minds, I have no problem with people hunting and killing seals as long as it's done with some respect, and as long as they use as much of the carcass as possible, I had better be, considering that I am an omnivore with a fair bit of bloodthirst. So basically I have no…

Oh gosh I totally see that!

They're actually kinda cute...

Conda? Condi? Condeuse? I actually don't find octopi creepy, unless they're on land, but that's just because they're not designed to move on land primarily, also they don't seem super aggro towards people...Squid on the other hand...

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

Well. Time to go to sleep in a straight jacket...That's seriously fucking terrifying

GOOD GOD DID I NEED THIS TODAY.

Confession: I'm a hardcore metalhead, and I hate—HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE—GWAR

Ummm...Are those supposed to look like leeches on her stockings? Because it looks like there are leeches ALL OVER her stockings O_O

And the pixels, don't forget the pixels.