It's shit like this that makes me wanna take a fucking potato peeler to my skin. No fucking self awareness, no fucking perspective. Disgusting. (the teachers and the cop, not the article)

WOW. WHAT EXCELLENT POLICE WORK. THANK GOD FOR THE MEN IN BLUE.

God, fetuses these days, amirite?

Well duh! It's just instinct! You flagellate yourself with a knotted cord for an hour, then bring it to the tent of meeting! Jeez! Seriously though. This story is fucked up on SO MANY levels.

DEAR LORD I NEEDED THIS. How the fuck did I miss this guy? I've...kind of always disliked Gervais, I suspect it's a combination of taste and the fact that he always struck me as really full of himself...and bigoted. Kinda like Bill Maher. I'm sorry Gervais didn't deserve that, Maher is a hack pseudointellectual…

OH. OH WOW. Those sure are words. Of a crazy person.

No, no, no, We're not plebs, we're Philistines and peasants!In all seriousness though, Christy Mack's been really brave, and I hope the court makes sure Koppenhaver can't do what he did to anyone else.

*dry heaves* kill...KILL! SKREEEEEEEEEEEE! When will society stop excusing evil because the evildoer is viewed as talented? Also how is this guy considered talented? His work is so repetitive and stale.

Donchu go changin'

Probably before "Cyber Seduction"

What the hell that's fucking reprehensible and—-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HAND! AND THE BLENDER! I BET YOU USE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS FOR ACTIVITIES OTHER THAN SELF MUTILATION. On the other hand, your grammar whilst bleeding out is quite impressive, all thins considered.

*special snowflake

To be fair, how can any of us hope to compete with someone with a name like Zahara for coolness?

Yeah no people who read it as god loving the church are...Well, in my church, we (Ok fine just me) Triple platinum cray-cray deluxe: Seriously fucked up.

You sound like my aunt. (she's super cool fo realzies.) Good to see some denominations actually advancing their theology...Hopefully, I mean, I don't know jack shit about what they actually preach...

She's actually ridiculously awesome...
Personally, I'm crossing my fingers for her rapist either being torn apart by wild animals, slain by a principled vigilante, struck down by the wrath of god, all of the above, or realizing what a fucking awful person he or she is/has become and does a complete face/heel turn.…

Well if you don't want to have anything stolen, just renounce all of your material and metaphysical possessions, gosh.

Who could have possibly seen this coming -_-

Wow. This is awesome. I am suddenly no longer dreading school as much, thanks for sharing this, seriously.

*SCARED*