Piers Morgan is, as his countrymen would say, a cunt.

Not an Ariana Grande fan at all but that poor kid was so traumatized by what happened I’m sure she couldn’t think straight. I wouldn’t have expected her to go to the hospital and Piers Morgan is an asshole.

What’s giving me diarrhea is that I no longer think political experience could beat cray-cray in the next election. Because we have entered the President Camacho period of American history.

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I’m with you. It made me think of my fond memories of them and how they were gone too soon

I feel like that jeans quiz is some of my best work. Thank you for letting me saunter down memory lane.

Have men ever had to try on the red carpet? It’s good to be reminded Depp always dressed like an elderly gay windchime.

I’m going to hell because I can’t stop laughing.

(the filename of this gif is “harry styles shoe nutshot”)

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

A friend sent me this video first thing this morn and I’m kind of wrecked for the day. My first baby had a similar story that didn’t have a happy ending.

That was weird. I also found it strange that the author tries to justify (at least a little bit) posting the invasive photograph in 2012 by saying that we as a culture didn’t wake up to how horrible stuff like this was until 2014. Ummmm, what? No, I’m pretty sure most of us knew well before then that it’s not OK to…

“Anne Hathaway was under no obligation to talk to me—in fact, given her feelings about Jezebel, she had good reason not to”

Never got the hatred focused on Anne Hathaway? I have always liked her. I have zero problems with her and have pretty much enjoyed all of her movies.

It could also be getting older, but I stopped washing my face in my early to mid twenties (that’s about the time I stopped wearing makeup also), my face has been thanking me ever since.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

Uhhhhh. Only psychopath clean freaks legit soap and wash their legs. This has been known since Seinfeld taught Kramer how to shower.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.