Their eyes are dead. All of them. Their souls are gone and what remains simply hates.

My favorite version of twerkin'.

Shut your mouth!

Maybe he needed to steal the money to get a drill to go with his drill bit.

I like how their shadows never touch.

Yes because anyone that works out must be a retard. Your insecurities are showing.

Frazzle snazzle ropple stopple fippity fleep bop.

Hey, baby, you have any alien in you?

meanwhile:

You know, rather then buying this for your kid tomorrow, You could just tell them NO and make them earn their own money via chores. Then, they can watch people get it as a gift from their parents who are richer and let them play with the child who has more infinity figures then them, this teaches the child a valuable…

Screw you and your creepy mannequins, Brian!

Mouse X is junk. Mouse Y is the one you should be voting for. Mouse Y comes equipped with things Mouse X doesn't have like Feature A, Feature B, and it is compatible with Add-On Σ.

Scraggy evolves into Scrafty.

Next day on Fox News.