Watching this brings on an intense moral conflict, you know, man? Whew. This is a real doozy. Damn. On the one hand, these poor, hard-working, struggling crew members. On the other hand, Fuck The Yankees, like, fucking fuck them. You know what I mean?

Hey brah, put down the Jaegermeister and go call your psychiatrist.

Hey, that's great. Sometimes I like to pretend like I'm a hotshot civil engineer. I guess you like to do that with 'logical fallacies'.

Far out, man. Far fuckin' out.

Come on. brosephina. The hell does Michael Bay gotta do with this story? Your analogy is broken.

They seem like good men. And thurruh.

You're such a classy guy, dude. And chivalrous too. Also a tad hypersensitive and emotional.

Okay, I lol'ed.

I believe of late, many Spurs fans have been busy carefully washing, ironing and wearing this t-shirt:

Where do you live exactly that you manage to wander the earth as a total innocent, possibly an unfrozen caveman lawyer, to whom the intricate connections between sexual desirability and race\ethnicity in America remain way out of your limited comprehension?

Define "good enough". Define "softball question".

I have a lot of respect for the average waitress. It actually takes quite a bit of mental effort and talent to be a really good waitress. I don't think Erin Andrews would make a good waitress at all.

Why haven't you ever acknowledged though that she is quite an incompetent reporter? You guys seem to be conspicuously avoiding making that point in both this post and the previous one about the D&C guys going off on Andrews.

Look, I know you guys are trying to be enlightened gentlemen and all that. And that's very appreciated. This Minihane guy is clearly a fucking asshole. And yes, his so-called apology for his asshole words really stinks.

He is a fucking asshole for calling her really nasty names and what not. But how exactly is he being a knuckle-dragger and all that for simply pointing out that Erin Andrews has the high-paying, glamorous job she has simply because of her appearance?

Did you hear the little aside he proffered at the very end?

This is the single greatest news I have heard all day.