I don't get this swing and the trajectory of the ball after it hit the bat. How the fuck does a lefty hitter hit a ball into LEFT field at an almost 90 degree angle coming in from the pitcher, man? How the fuck does that work? What is going on here?

No no no. The fucker cut it. He fucking trimmed down his hair, man. What the fuck is this shit? It's wayyy shorter and way less full. It's all flattened down.

You are wrong.

Really? Wow. Hey, guess what? Fuck the Celtics.

"Honey Nut Cheerios" did not help, man. Your fans fucking stink.

He was brought in to give pointers to Timmy on how to grow facial hair without looking like a child molester. This facial hair-whispering will help Timmy's pitching come post-season.

Sour grapes, buddy boy, cos your team don't have one this year.

He is a national treasure. These fools don't realize it yet.

What lessons can we learn from Serge Ibaka's surprise announcements that he was first too injured to play and then that he absolutely could? To what field are those lessons applicable?

There's a Rust Belt in Kenya?

RC Buford: What does this ring mean? This fifth NBA Championship, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break anything?