I love how the second dragon presented its neck after he removed the first collar.

She gets into the steaming hot tub in the first episode and gets warned that it’s too hot...

I realize he’s been gone for some time, but none of Molyneux’s games ever lived up to the hype.

Your Jezebel is leaking.

HBO doesn’t have commercials ;)

A trigger warning? Seriously?

Chad is Mexican.

“I hear them calling for blocking free expression”
“Facebook can promote or block any material that it wants.”

LOL

Everything is numbered here; the monster is Zero.

Because most women don’t know what an orgasm is? ;)

Men (even Cuckerberg) don’t “throw shade”.

Every time a Gawker site “showcases” something it gets shut down.

I should probably say goodbye to Soulseek.

I thought it was Voldemort

*Space Bridge

Successful formula for redesign of any female character:

Add red nose
Enlarge eyes
Remove tits
Add baggy clothes (optional depending on amount of breast fat)

It’s a fucking reference to Ghostbusters, you goddamned imbecile.
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So you DIDN’T get the reference.

She knew exactly who “Ben Kenobi” was when Luke said his name to her on the Death Star.

I feel there was a huge regression between 2 and 3. 3 felt like they weren’t even trying.