Mom from Doctor Detroit.

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"intact"

I have an extended version of that song in mp3 form...

And your name references Mok Swagger... Probably originating from Ohmtown. COINCIDENCE?

Kristen Wiig isn't that funny... :/

Who the fuck uses a browser for Netflix? Get a set top box.

(in before 400 hipsters come in screeching about how they do)

I'm a programmer, I'm aware of what's happening. But referring to memory manipulation as "code" seems odd to me.

What does "it runs the code that I wrote" mean in this context?

I'm not sure you understand how MMOs work.

Weird coming from a company named "Saks".

On the subway?

I know enough to know that that's too much flex in that blade. Too whippy for my taste.

That happens... especially after 40.

LOL @ that wobbly blade.

My problem is that my boss wants 4 different project tracking sheets filled out daily but will never check the fucking sheets. Every single time she just emails us asking for the status.

I wanted the kid dead within the first 3 minutes.

Is this dickbag giving you kickbacks for exposure?

All about that lispy narrator.