galaxyclaw
Galaxy Claw
galaxyclaw

"So just imagine getting kicked in the balls, for hours a day, for like 3 days a month and you've got what my period feels like."

Dear god, I laughed enough the first time. Those guys have the impressions down so good.

No good bastards... >_<

Pam from Archer... best ever.

My wife gave up shopping there years ago. Their radically non-standard cup sizes aren't really necessary, nor are they fooling anyone.

"I get the weekends off."

Lucky weekends.

Battle of the Planets / Gatchaman in about '78.

You are correct, they started doing using it that way in 1996.

And I, yours. :)

BRB... getting lemon-pepper bacon.

She has to punch him by default.

Now playing

A Pimp Named Slickback! You say the whole thing, like a Tribe Called Quest.

"Manatee grey"

Me and Mariah go back like babies and pacifiers...

There are people I've seen comments from on various Gawker sites that get downright offended that a person would have the audacity to talk to them in public.

"Do you think this movie with The Rock gonna suck?"

"Ye..."

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"

I say it's all just wind and sails.

Doctor Who needs to go the fuck away.