galaxyclaw
Galaxy Claw
galaxyclaw

Hipster hot sauce.

We're busy multi-posting the same thing a hundred times.

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

"standing on the box"

Kelly C

This isn't about you.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...

I hate teens.

I'm still not used to the color-coding. *grumble, grumble*

Full frontal in her first episode.

They'd be the only ones...

Because it sounds like a Swedish car company.

Snoogans.

Archie is NOT FUCKING Mr. Weatherbee!

It reads even more like shit ripped of directly from the book version of American Psycho.

They're going to have a hard time getting Jerry Only and Glenn Danzig to work together for this.

You'd have to be insane to put your tongue anywhere near that woodchipper of a maw.

She mentions that she is in town for her birthday, he doesn't initially ask.

She was in town FOR her 18th birthday... which was removed from the original Gawker article.