Hipster hot sauce.
Hipster hot sauce.
We're busy multi-posting the same thing a hundred times.
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
"standing on the box"
Kelly C
This isn't about you.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...
I hate teens.
I'm still not used to the color-coding. *grumble, grumble*
Full frontal in her first episode.
They'd be the only ones...
Because it sounds like a Swedish car company.
Snoogans.
Archie is NOT FUCKING Mr. Weatherbee!
It reads even more like shit ripped of directly from the book version of American Psycho.
They're going to have a hard time getting Jerry Only and Glenn Danzig to work together for this.
You'd have to be insane to put your tongue anywhere near that woodchipper of a maw.
She mentions that she is in town for her birthday, he doesn't initially ask.
She was in town FOR her 18th birthday... which was removed from the original Gawker article.