Hipster hot sauce.

We're busy multi-posting the same thing a hundred times.

I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

"standing on the box"

Kelly C

This isn't about you.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...

I hate teens.

I'm still not used to the color-coding. *grumble, grumble*

Full frontal in her first episode.

They'd be the only ones...

Because it sounds like a Swedish car company.

Snoogans.

Archie is NOT FUCKING Mr. Weatherbee!

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_tr…

It reads even more like shit ripped of directly from the book version of American Psycho.

You'd have to be insane to put your tongue anywhere near that woodchipper of a maw.

She mentions that she is in town for her birthday, he doesn't initially ask.

She was in town FOR her 18th birthday... which was removed from the original Gawker article.

Anime is (typically) really bad at depicting black character's facial features. They usually look like a European with dark skin or incredibly exaggerated, overtly racially stereotyped features with enormous lips and noses. There's like no accurate middle ground.