At about the 0:13 mark, an employee walks slowly and wearily around the counter to rescue the guy from his own fuck-up. It’s like the savior was saying to the others on the crew, “Somebody oughta hurry and go save that guy.” (pause) “Yup, someone should rush over there to make sure he doesn’t get hurt.” (longer pause)…

I think people don’t really realize that you can’t really control your fight or flight response, so if you mess with someone with a strong “fight” response, well...I had a dude assault me and it was like a flurry of fists I didn’t even know I was capable of.

An elegant display of I-Am-Not-The-One Fu.  

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

Yep yep yep. Boy, Dump’s America just ain’t working like they thought it would.

COUNTERPOINT

When popcorn just won’t do.

Fureal. That statement was very telling.

He said the quiet part loud there. 

“I couldn’t control you,”

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

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I love going into shops and telling them how I want to feel. They’re pretty good at making matches for me. If you want to giggle and just forget life for a bit, I highly (heh) recommend Golden Goat or Blue Dream. Willie’s Reserve sativas are amazing. Turns out that guy knows his weed pretty well, hmmm.

Ugh, I couldn’t even bring myself to read the Duarte article.

I was in cologuard and we were taught NEVER to stop; if your equipment got tangled, then you didn’t stop to untangle it until after the routine, if a kid fainted, someone else would come and collect them, and if there were children or a judge in your path, you hit them because they shouldn’t have been there to begin wi…

When I was in Bye Bye Birdie in high school, one gal’s poodle skirt came unfastened during a tap number and she kept on dancing, holding her skirt up with one hand and continuing whatever choreography with her right.

This article made me think of my dance teacher 30+ years ago:

“I don’t care if someone messes up the dance, I don’t care if they fall down, I don’t care if you fall - the show must go on. You will pretend that it never even happened and keep moving. Now smile big girls! Smile bigger! BIGGER!!!”

The Show Must Go On