And Jennifer Lawrence looks too much like young Helen Mirren.

It looks like an Alfa Romeo Gulia had sex with a Pontiac G8 while a Kia Optima watched.

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

Stephanie McMahon already putting her on speed dial.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

I’m sorry, but the best car from 1987 was the black on black on black ConQuest TSi I had in high school.

David clearly doesn’t know how we build Jeeps in Arizona. Let me tell you the story that happens all the time here.

You’re kind of a wimp, huh?

Well, when you were a young woman you never heard of things like cars, racial equality, or the ability to acquire goods using money instead of trade. So, y’know, can’t really go by your old ass standards.

yes, but only because not grooming will ensure that you have no sex at all.

If you bake a loaf of bread, you’re not a baker.

Yeah... but I’d have to play the odds. It’s most likely he’s going to get out and retrieve his phone first, giving the biker a huge lead.

I applaud the biker for his restraint. I think that phone would have ended up further away from the car if it were me.

2013? 3 years have passed really fast...

very nicely written, RIP to both of these men

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I have one and I completely disagree with you.

I have one and I completely disagree with you.