Small one: one count was assault on a female UNDER the age of 12.

Jezebel: Earth has too many moons.

Well one side is a fucking child so it's not hard to pick a side. Nothing else matters. Don't assault children.

Also the prestigious scientific website Journal Of You Must Be A Lesbian If You Won’t Go Out With Me.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

That was my first thought as well. Dude is waiving his power all over the place, but oh now it’s suddenly bad because she’s 17? Then again, the reaction of the crowd during the entire thing kind of indicates this sort of behavior is not only allowed but rewarded in that setting. Either way, I hope this thing blows up…

Are we all really taking the stance that unsolicited kissing/fondling of the breasts without prior consent would be okay if she was a confirmed adult? Because I’m over 40, and will punch you in the fucking face—if not lower.

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

Yep yep yep. Boy, Dump’s America just ain’t working like they thought it would.

Fureal. That statement was very telling.

He said the quiet part loud there. 

My guess is they were froze in amazement. People often freeze up in situations like this, unsure of what to do. 

Another take:

“I couldn’t control you,”

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

/reads title

Yes, that’s what it sounds like.

I think Woody Allen might be gross.

Do they make Listerine for my brain?