It’s a common misconception that your gross income can increase and “bump you into a higher tax bracket” resulting in your net income being less overall. Fortunately, that’s not the way it works.

Standard deduction is more than that so nobody making $10k should be paying federal taxes. 

In my early 20s I watched a few in my bid to watch a lot of film classics. I thought they were wildly overrated and I’m pleased to see the shine is finally coming off. 

I had a tiny crush on the sole hot teacher in high school - all the girls did - and he knew it. You know what he did about the situation? Had a VERY strict rule that he would not accept notes/letters/cards, etc. from girls even if they seemed totally innocuous. No opportunity for a “correspondence” to arise.

I liked them when I was about 13-17 and an aspiring baby intellectual. All the namedropping worked for me as an adolescent. I aspired to a life where everyone quoted philosophy at each other at dinner.   I remember going out and buying and e.e cummings book because someone quotes him. As an adult, I find the films…

Have you seen the pictures of him with his teenage daughters?? Just don’t look right before lunch. 

It doesn’t matter. If it’s more than one, then they’re just jumping on the bandwagon for attention. Even if it gets to 50: “Well, SOME of them must be lying.”

He married his step daughter who he met at 10 years old and started cultivating to be his sex toy.. Nothing creepier than that.

I had a crush on my physics teacher when I was a senior in high school. If he had made any kind of a gesture towards me, I would have been delighted. And if I looked back on that now, I’d probably say something like, it was my choice, it was my love story, it made me who I am, and I have no regrets. That wouldn’t have…

I was about 13 when it came out and I thought it was creepy as fuck then. 

Yes, that’s what it sounds like.

Almost like she was passed around between pedos and deviants. 

Especially since Woody Allen cast himself as the lead. Like he’s playing out some twisted fantasy.

I saw Manhattan a few years back, I know things were “different” back in those days but still... that was such a creepy fucking movie.

I think Woody Allen might be gross.

Engelhardt reportedly eventually left New York to not only become a “platonic muse” to director Federico Fellini and personal assistant to Jeffrey Epstein

This is why I get so pissed off when people say Dylan is the only one who has accused him of molestation. One, how many people have to accuse you of molestation before it counts? Two, Woody has a history of being icky and messing with underage girls. He’s a certified creep. 

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

Do they make Listerine for my brain?

This behavior doesn’t stop. There’s no way I’m willing to believe he doesn’t have young girls in Thailand or somewhere he visits regularly with his “wife.”