Can we all agree that they both suck? When you text in a movie, you’re shining a bright light at EVERYONE behind you. While you may be doing well, not everybody can blow $15 on a 3D movie whenever they feel like it. For some people it’s a splurge. If your conversation is so important, that’s understandable. But…

And is it even to their benefit to tie us to our jobs? Particularly in competitive fields - they might lose a person who wants to move on and be forced to hire someone fresh and not burnt out or bored. But ffs, she’s a beauty pageant winner. She’s like a politician that can’t cast votes. She’s going to parse her…

Cut this man out of your life. He’s a sociopath. He either was too self-absorbed to know what that would do to you because he has no empathy or he knew what he was doing to you and didn’t care because he has no empathy or WANTED TO because he’s a sadist. Like, no redeeming, cut him out. Just ghost.

It is a warning to those of us who haven’t had kids yet. The prevailing message coming from everyone (my Dad, my brothers, my friends, my coworkers, even random strangers) is that it changes when they’re yours. There’s this overwhelming cacophony of people saying that it changes once you have them.

Ignore the haters. I’m a woman and I’ve only ever had relationships where I did the asking. (I also always do the breaking up because I’m a fickle monster.) There were plenty of rejections in between. But if I have romantic intentions, I don’t try to secretly win them over for months, I just ask them out. Like an…

Well obviously she was gay, lunchcoma. After all, that’s what he screamed at her as she walked away.

I drink diet pepsi every day. (It’s a vice, I know, everyone has theirs, this is mine). This ad makes me think about switching to water more than any visit to the dentist.

Are we 100% sure it’s not because fine line work in places that receive a lot of bending can BLOW OUT if you don’t hit the exact correct skin layer? Honestly, looking at his work, he might not have had the skill to do it properly! That’s not tattoo shaming, that’s tattoo artist responsibility.

Jesus, these comments. 

“tongue into a hole” - you do not know what you are doing.

^This. Like exactly. Dudes need to realize: I don’t get off on vaginal penetration (or oral that I perform), that’s a GIFT I’m giving them because I like them and want them to feel good. If they never give back, that’s a pretty big sign that they don’t give a shit about me.

Dude, you got to stop focusing on your dick for like fifteen fucking minutes. Look: the clitoris has all of the nerve endings of the tip of your penis clustered in one tiny little nub. It’s outside the vagina. Touching her vagina won’t do much. Having her suck your dick does nothing. You need to get out of your…

“I don’t orgasm from vaginal sex, I need clitoral stimulation.” In my experience, dudes given this information will then put in a solid 45 second and then either go straight for penetration or try to get me to blow them. And usually THOSE blow jobs last a fucking era. You ever been choked by your sexual partners…

Specify Other: I think the mainstream media misrepresents religion. Specifically, muslims.

In private a person expresses interest and handles disappointment in not yet achieving a major honor and life goal. I don’t get the scandal either.

Yeah, I voted for Hillary too. I canvased for her and I am a volunteer for a left wing org (that asks we don’t name them when we make political statements). But I will NEVER wish ill on other women. I wish INFORMATION on them. The second we start writing other off is the second we let the Republican’s…

What hateful garbage. Make no mistake, you’re a hater just like them.

Right, the same people claiming Hillary is corrupt were totally ignoring the Bush family ties to oil and Wall Street. It’s cognitive dissonance.

This. If you aren’t OK with abortions, then what you should do is: not have one.

Isn’t that exactly what happened? She was told, she learned (took it down), she apologized. She said: