Imagine having the idea for a tattoo and THAT being the idea.

Is there any picture of Moby without that “Moby-face”?  

You would think with all his monies Moby could get tattoos that don’t look like shit. I can’t believe he sat there while someone did that. Gross. 

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it:

In other words, you are saying that progressives are petty, childish voters who would rather live through the discomfort of another four years of President Donald Trump than have to put themselves through the extraordinarily minor discomfort of supporting a candidate who is not perfectly aligned with them on every…

Because, what? Unpack the thought. What happened in 2016 did not happen because moderates chose. It happened because the strongest Democratic candidate was a flawed candidate with a lot of baggage whom people on the right despised for being who she was and a certain share of people on the left resented largely because…

Ah yes, the notoriously diverse group called the Germans.  We believe you now!

If he impregnated her accidentally and made it clear to her he had no interest in parenting and then she chose not to have an abortion, is he really the asshole? As long as he’s writing checks I don’t think so.

Well... Actually, let me preface this by saying I’ve never really liked the guy, however, after his botched suicide attempt, his decision not to have anything to do with the life of his daughter might have been a choice made from that experience, as well as the crushing malady that is depression.

Goodness Owen Wilson. Who’d have known he’s such a low life ? 

I think that was Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse...

No.

No. And there is no debate here, you should not decorate for christmas yet. It's still early november!!! 

I can not relate in any way

Look, Joe. I love tall boys, country music, and Trans Ams just as much as you do. Probably more. But I’m with Warren here.

It could be worse.

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

For what it’s worth, my actual human babies whom I birthed out of my body and love very much also came with a heavy side of existential dread.

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

That is absolutely just fucking gross.