Did you have any more kids??

I’ve heard female bosses are the best

Being a lady, I’m your typical over achiever...

Janelle is a poor, single mother, which in Jezebel-speak means she doesn’t have free will and can’t be held accountable for her actions.

Yeah. If there’s anything a teenage girl is receptive to, It’s practical advice.

I’d really like to lay an obscenity laced screed on the assholes who think becoming a teen mom is a good idea in any way, shape, or form.

Thank you. For Christ sake, I mistake these Deadspin comments for Jezebel comments.

Oh, gosh. If only we got rid of the death penalty, maybe then Parisians will like us.

Drooling revenge nuts are directly proportional to the bleeding-heart moral relativists who want to parole murders like this. They’re all ideological idiots.

True equality, at last.

Yeah, his letter is dripping with atonement. So redeeming.

Yeah, his letter is dripping with atonement. So redeeming.

At least you found a way to talk about racism and demonstrate to the rest of us how virtuous and un-racist you are. Thank you for sharing.

He forgives the families of the victims for being so angry at him. I find that encouraging.

I’m fulling willing to believe women created God in the interest of being inclusive.

Depends on which God you’re talking about.

We’re all going to die, some of us prematurely. I think Mr. Otto forfeited his right to die naturally and earned his premature death, albeit 26 years after he assisted two other individuals in prematurely ending their lives, and depriving their families and friends those 26 years of meaningful relationships.

This fucking website. These cunts slip down a slope so fast that calling it irony is an understatement.

“I’m really hooked on this junk, man. That’s why I had to create an elaborate scheme to get into your house and rob you. Oh, I can’t just leave it there, though. See, I need your shit so I can buy more drugs. But you also have to die. Even though you’re not resisting. The smack I’m on says you have to die, after I’ve…

Did he mention the scientific discovery of what makes a person shoot and kill someone who’s voluntarily handed over their wallet during a robbery? And then doing the same thing the very next day?